Don't Agonize, Organize.

I Think We Should Look Forward To Death More Than We Do. Of Course Everybody Hates To Go To Bed Or Miss Anything, But Dying Is Really The Only Chance We'll Get To Rest.

Freedom Is Like Taking A Bath: You Got To Keep Doing It Every Day.

The Spending Of Our Tax Dollars By The Pentagon Represents The Greatest Social Disease Of Our Country; I Call It Pentagonorrhea.

I'm Just A Loud-mouthed Middle-aged Colored Lady With A Fused Spine And Three Feet Of Intestines Missing And A Lot Of People Think I'm Crazy. Maybe You Do Too, But I Never Stop To Wonder Why I'm Not Like Other People. The Mystery To Me Is Why More People Aren't Like Me.

I Approve Of Anyone Wearing What The Establishment Says You Must Not Wear.