Don’t Worry If I Lay

Sorry. I Have Technical Difficulties Making It Through A Room Without Bumping Into Something. Thank God My Clumsiness Is Only Restricted To The Ground. I’d Probably Kill Myself Diving If I Was This Bad Underwater. (tory)

When A Cow Lives With The Butcher, Sooner Or Later He Gets Eaten Unless He Helps The Other Cows Off To Their Slaughter. (nick)

I’m Too Young, Too Smart, And Too Good-looking To Die. Yeah, And Then Some. The World Needed Him To Improve The Gene Pool. Not To Mention, At Fourteen He Hadn’t Even Had His First Date Yet. He’d Only Just, This Night, Had His First Kiss. He Should Have Recognized That Alone As A Sign That The Apocalypse Was Coming And That His Death Was Imminent.’ – Nick

I Have Much To Teach You. Come And Learn The Art Of War From The One Who Invented It. (takeshi)

Yes,yes I Did. I Told Them To Come In And Make Themselves At Home And While They Were At It, To Immobilize Me And Stab Me Straight Through The Heart 'cause I'm Just That Effing Bored." (sam)