Don't Worry About Middle Age:

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

The Seaman Tells Stories Of Winds, The Ploughman Of Bulls; The Soldier Details His Wounds, The Shepherd His Sheep.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.

The Modern Child Will Answer You Back Before You've Said Anything.