Don't Put Off Till Tomorrow

Jealousy Is One Of Love's Parasites.

The Trouble With Most Folks Isn't Their Ignorance. It's Knowin' So Many Things That Ain't So.

Ill-nature Is A Sort Of Running Sore Of The Disposition.

Pyrotechnically Considered, [laughing] Is The Fire-works Of The Soul.

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.