Don't Give Me Books For

Don't Give Me Books For Christmas; I Already Have A Book.

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.

No One Ever Expects A Great Lay To Pay All The Bills.

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.