Don’t Do Your Best, Do

I Swear My Car Won't Run Unless I'm Picking My Nose: At Least, I'm That Superstitious About It, So I Don't Want To Take Any Chances.

Screw Guilt -- I Could Have Sex With 10 Men And It Wouldn't Bother Me. I'm An Atheist!

I Don't Like Soccer. I Think It Makes You Soft. And By The Way, You Telling Me It's The Biggest Whatever In The World, Look, They Drink Tea Everywhere Too; They're Pussies, You Understand? I Want Some Coffee.

The Truth Is We're All Probably More Creative Than We Realize, Except We Spend Our Lives Watching Tv Or Reading Somebody Else's Book. We Never Pick Up A Brush And Stand In Front Of Our Own Easel.

It's Like The Fouth Of July In My Underpants.