Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk

Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty—and Fart Proudly.

I Would Rather Have It Said, 'he Lived Usefully,' Than, 'he Died Rich.'

Never Confuse Motion With Action.

One Today Is Worth Two Tomorrows.

He That Riseth Late, Must Trot All Day, And Shall Scarce Overtake His Business At Night.