Don't Call Me A Postmodern!

If I'm Staying In A Hotel Or I'm Sleeping On My Own I Have The Hairdryer On.

Just To Confirm To All My Followers I Have Had A Hair Transplant. I Was Going Bald At 25 Why Not.

The Important Thing Is To Be There, Score When Needed. It's Better If The Goals Are Beautiful, Better Still If They Are Important.

I'm Just A Normal Young Lad Who Plays Football.

Football Is Made Up Of All Kinds Of Conflict. In A Dressing Room, Between Players, Between Us And The Manager, Between Us And Loads Of People Who Don't Seem To Matter. It's Constant And Harsh Sometimes.