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Many A Man Is Saved From Being A Thief By Finding Everything Locked Up.

I Declare My Belief That It Is Not Your Duty To Do Anything That Is Not To Your Own Interest. Whenever It Is Unquestionably Your Duty To Do A Thing, Then It Will Benefit You To Perform That Duty.

One Of The Most Difficult Things In The World Is To Convince A Woman That Even A Bargain Costs Money.

No Man's Credit Is Ever As Good As His Money.

Most People Have Seen Worse Things In Private Than They Pretend To Be Shocked At In Public.