Doing Comedy Is As Easy

Your Job Is Always The Same If It's A Juggernaut Or If It's Just One Of These Little Jewels Of A Film That's Gonna Wind Up At The Laemmle Or Something, So Your Job Doesn't Change Whatsoever... Give It Your Best Shot.

But I Was 22 Before I Took My First Dance Class. I Had Never Been Athletic, So I Was Very Stiff; I Still Am. I Think What I Got Mostly From Dance Was Carriage.

In My Career? Me. I'm The Boss. I'm The End All And Be All. I'm The Alpha And Omega In That.

It's Just The Stupidest Law Possible... You're Just Making Criminals Out Of People Who Aren't Engaged In Criminal Activity. And We're Spending Zillions Of Dollars Trying To Fight A War We Can't Win! We Could Make Zillions, Just Legalize It And Tax It Like We Do Liquor. It's Stupid.

Did You Just Call Me Old? I Really Prefer The Word 'experienced'.