Dogs Are Great Assets To

We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.

Audiences Feel No Hatred From Me. Because I'm Not Bitter.

Eating Liver Out Of A Cow's Body Is Like Eating The Filter Out Of A Car.

If Democracy Is Such A Good Thing, Let's Have More Of It.

I Wouldn't Mind Paying Taxes... If I Knew They Were Going To A Friendly Country