Do You Realize How Much

Aren't You Scared Your Kid's Getting Kidnapped...right Now?

I've Never Done Online Dating.

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

I Think When People Talk About Improvising It Turns Into This Silly Thing Like, "oh There's Like A Hula Hoop There And I'm Like 'oh What's Going On Here? Is This A Really Big Ring?'"

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.