Do What You Must, But

At The New York Athletic Club They Serve Amazing Food. People Go There, Get Healthy, And Then Eat Themselves To Death - Which Is, I Suppose, The Right Way To Do It.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.

I Believe My Woman Shouldn't Work Outside The Home.

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?