Do Not Blame God For

When A Man Marries He Takes A Bigger Risk Than The Woman, Because She Can March Out With His Kids, His Money, His Home, And His Dog.

Children Have No Reasonable Assumption Of Privacy While They Are Minors In Their Parent's Home.

If You Can't Handle The Baggage, You'll Have To Get Out Of The Baggage Room.

Unless I Have Hallucinated, I Have Never Made An Anti-gay Commentary, I Have Made Anti-gay-activist-agenda Commentaries.

Victimization Status Is The Modern Promised Land Of Absolution From Personal Responsibility.