Do Not Be Tempted By

Everyone's Dying. A Little, Every Day. Make It Count.

Just Once, She'd Like To Be The Exciting One, The Girl Somebody Wanted.

Please Do Not Strain Yourself, Miss Doyle. I Won't Have My Girls Going Cross-eyed In The Name Of Art.

They Swoon Over Tom, Who Preens For Them, Bowing, Which Sets Them To Blushing And Giggling. God Help Us All.

Beauty, Grace, And Charm My Foot. It's A School For Sadists With Good Tea-serving Skills.