Do Ants Get Headaches?

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The Mind Abhors A Vacancy & Is Wont To People It With Phantoms.

Don't Bemoan Your Misspent Life Quite Yet. Forgive Me For Flaunting My Experience, But You Have No Conception Of What A Misspent Life Constitutes.

Over 85% Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.

...it’s Not Just The Person Who Fills A House, It’s Their I’ll Be Back Later!s, Their Toothbrushes And Unused Hats And Coats, Their Belongingnesses.