Do A Loony-goony Dance 'cross

Do A Loony-goony Dance 'cross The Kitchen Floor, Put Something Silly In The World That Ain't Been There Before.

I'd Rather Play Tennis Than Go To The Dentist. I'd Rather Play Soccer Than Go To The Doctor. I'd Rather Play Hurk Than Go To Work. Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk? I Don't Know But It Must Be Better Than Work!

Thanksgiving Dinner's Sad And Thankless. Christmas Dinner's Dark And Blue. When You Stop And Try To See It From The Turkey's Point Of View. Sunday Dinner Isn't Sunny. Easter Feasts Are Just Bad Luck. When You See It From The Viewpoint Of A Chicken Or A Duck. Oh How I Once Loved Tuna Salad Pork And Lobsters, Lamb Chops Too Till I Stopped And Looked At Dinner From The Dinner's Point Of View.

God Says To Me With A Kind Of Smile, "hey How Would You Like To Be God Awhile And Steer The World?" . . . . "how Much Do I Get? What Time Is Lunch?" . . . . "gimme Back That Wheel," Says God. "i Don't Think You're Quite Ready Yet."

Tell Me I'm Clever, Tell Me I'm Kind, Tell Me I'm Talented, Tell Me I'm Cute, Tell Me I'm Sensitive, Graceful And Wise, Tell Me I'm Perfect - But Tell Me The Truth.