Distrust Of Authority Should Be

A Man Who Is Stingy With Saffron Is Capable Of Seducing His Own Grandmother.

Bouillabaisse Is Only Good Because Cooked By The French, Who, If They Cared To Try, Could Produce An Excellent And Nutritious Substitute Out Of Cigar Stumps And Empty Matchboxes.

The Families Of Our Friends Are Always A Disappointment.

The Business Of Life Is To Enjoy Oneself; Everything Else Is A Mockery.

Wine Is A Precarious Aphrodisiac, And Its Fumes Have Blighted Many A Mating.