Disobey N:to Celebrate With An

Radium, N. A Mineral That Gives Off Heat And Stimulates The Organ That A Scientist Is A Fool With.

Anoint, V.: To Grease A King Or Other Great Functionary Already Sufficiently Slippery.

At War With Savages And Idiots. To Be A Frenchman Abroad Is To Be Miserable; To Be An American Abroad Is To Make Others Miserable.

Distress: A Disease Incurred By Exposure To The Prosperity Of A Friend.

Out-of-doors, N. That Part Of One's Environment Upon Which No Government Has Been Able To Collect Taxes. Chiefly Useful To Inspire Poets.