Discussing How Old You Are

Live Long Enough And You'll Come Into Pensions, A Lovely Thing. Presents Every Month From People You Didn't Know Cared.

In Our Family We Don't Divorce Our Men - We Bury Them.

The Very Best Impromptu Speeches Are The Ones Written Well In Advance.

If You're Thinking Of Becoming A Critic, Why Not Make Other Plans?

Pan Me, Don't Give Me The Part, Publish Everybody's Book But This One And I Will Still Make It!