Dirty Old Men, Ignoring Society,

My Intentions Go One Way, My Desires Another. Thus I Feel Both Self-indulgent And Deprived.

Your Vanity And My Vanity Will Never Be Friends.

Vicarious Living Is Only Slightly Less Impossible Than Vicarious Eating.

Lechery Is Secretive, But Must Finally Reveal Itself To At Least One.

Imprudence Gets Us Into More Trouble Than Actual Misdeeds Do.