Diplomacy, N.: The Patriotic Art

True, More Than A Half Of The Green Graves In The Grafton Cemetery Are Marked "unknown," And Sometimes It Occurs That One Thinks Of The Contradiction Involved In "honoring The Memory" Of Him Of Whom No Memory Remains To Honor; But The Attempt Seems To Do No Great Harm To The Living, Even To The Logical.

Indifferent, Adj. Imperfectly Sensible To Distinctions Among Things.

Absurdity, N.: A Statement Or Belief Manifestly Inconsistent With One's Own Opinion.

Don't Board With The Devil If You Wish To Be Fat.

The Fact That Boys Are Allowed To Exist At All Is Evidence Of Remarkable Christian Forbearance Among Men - Were It Not For A Mawkish Humanitarianism, Coupled With Imperfect Digestive Powers, We Should Devour Our Young, As Nature Intended.