Dietrich Would Never Do That

[on Las Vegas:] I Love That Town. No Clocks. No Locks. No Restrictions.

Judging By The Vast Amount Of Cookbooks Printed And Sold In The United States One Would Think The American Woman A Fanatical Cook. She Isn't.

Sex Is Much Better With A Woman, But Then One Can't Live With A Woman.

There's Something About An American Soldier You Can't Explain. They're So Grateful For Anything, Even A Film Actress Coming To See Them.

There Comes A Time When Suddenly You Realize That Laughter Is Something You Remember And That You Were The One Laughing.