Didn't You Ever Notice How

Even Tom Sawyer Had A Girlfriend And To Talk About Adults Without Talking About Their Sex Drives Is Like Talking About A Window Without Glass.

Nude Is A Word As Smoooth As Your Hips ... But Naked Has The Sound Of A Rock Being Turned Over To Expose Maggots.

If I'm A Lousy Writer, Then An Awful Lot Of People Have Lousy Taste.

I Have Seldom, If Ever, Seen Money And Gentleness Go Hand In Hand.

If Every Man, ...ceased To Hate And Blame Every Other Man For His Own Failures And Shortcomings, We Would See The End Of Every Evil In The World, From War To Backbiting.