Don't Get Even, Get Mad.

Dare To Wear The Foolish Clown Face.

I Firmly Believe That Nuclear War Is Absolutely Impossible. I Don't Think Anyone In The World Wants A Nuclear War - Not Even The Russians.

I Believe That God Knows What Each Of Us Wants And Needs. It's Not Necessary For Us To Make It To Church On Sunday To Reach Him. You Can Find Him Anyplace.

Bad Reviews I've Gotten Never Diminished The Number Of People In My Audience; Good Reviews Have Never Added To The Number Of People In My Audience; Be Your Own Critic.

Someone Said Drink The Water, But I Will Drink The Wine Someone Said Take A Poor Man, The Rich Don't Have A Dime Go Fool Yourself, If You Will, I Just Haven't Got The Time I'll Give You Back Your Water, And I Will Take The Wine.