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Death Is Caused By Swallowing Small Amounts Of Saliva Over A Long Period Of Time.
-George Carlin
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Death Is Caused By Swallowing
George Carlin
Death Is Caused By Swallowing Small Amounts Of Saliva Over A Long Period Of Time.
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