Dear Dad, You Always Told

The Former Police Chief Of Houston Once Said Of Me: "frank Abagnale Could Write A Check On Toilet Paper, Drawn On The Confederate States Treasury, Sign It 'u.r. Hooked' And Cash It At Any Bank In Town, Using A Hong Kong Driver's License For Identification."

The Front Of A Cheque Alone Gives Someone Enough Information To Steal Your Identity.

When People Ask Me About Being Portrayed Onscreen By Leonardo Dicaprio, I Always Say, 'i Love It - No Matter How Old I Get, People Are Going To Think That's What I Look Like.

I Made A Lot Of Exits Through Side Doors, Down Fire Escapes Or Over Rooftops. I Abandoned More Wardrobes In The Course Of Five Years Than Most Men Acquire In A Lifetime. I Was Slipperier Than A Buttered Escargot.

Why Do The Yankees Always Win? The Other Team Can't Stop Looking At The Pinstripes.