Dear Anyone Who Finds This,

If I Had Had Me For A Student I Would Have Thrown Me Out Of Class Immediately.

When An Attractive But Aloof ("cool") Man Comes Along, There Are Some Of Us Who Offer To Shine His Shoes With Our Underpants. There Are Thousands Of Scientific Concepts As To Why This Is So, And Yes, Yes, It's Very Sick But None Of This Helps.

If It Is Your Time, Love Will Track You Down Like A Cruise Missile.if You Say "no! I Don't Want It Right Now," That's When You'll Get It For Sure. Love Will Make A Way Out Of No Way. Love Is An Exploding Cigar Which We Willingly Smoke.

If I Didn't Try To Eavesdrop On Every Bus Ride I Take Or Look For The Humor When I Go For A Walk, I Would Just Be Depressed All The Time.

But When The Thing That Is Scaring You Is Already Jesus, Who Are You Supposed To Pray To?