Darkness Is Not Always Bad,

True Love Wasn't Found In Good Hair Or The Right Clothes, Make-up Or Shoes. True Love Was Found In The Soul - As Was Wisdom And Compassion

Sweet Weeping Baby Jesus He Has A Six-pack To Beat All Six-packs!

Jack Came Whirling In Like A Little Gay Tornado With Duchess Following Him.

Man, I Would Have Peeled Off My Shirt Faster Than You Can Say Bubba Loves Trucks.

When The Thrill Of His Body Fades Or Changes, And The Difficulties Of Pledging Yourself To Only One Person Surface, Kindness Will Be The Balm That Soothes The Wounds Of Life.