Daddy Worked For God, But

I Don't Trust Anyone Who Does Their Own Hair. I Don't Think It's Natural.

My Husband Calls Me 'catfish.' He Says I'm All Mouth And No Brains.

If You're Feeling Low, Don't Despair. The Sun Has A Sinking Spell Every Night, But It Comes Back Up Every Morning.

Many Of My Friends Are Gay, Male And Female. I Don't Judge People. I Don't Care What People Do In Their Bedrooms And People Shouldn't Care What I Do In Mine.

I'll Be Wearing My High Heels, Even If I'm Up To My Knees In Mud