Cupcake , You've Been Breaking

I Don't Feel So Good." Lula Said. And She Farted. She Squeezed Her Eyes Shut Tight And Did A Full Minute-long Fart. "excuse Me." She Said. I Was Horrified And Impressed All At The Same Time. It Was A Record Breaking Fart. On My Best Day, I Couldn't Come Near To Farting Like That.

I Had An Alarm, I Had Nerve Gas, I Had A Yogurt. What More Could Anyone Want?

Men Are Like Shoes. Some Fit Better Than Others. And Sometimes You Go Out Shopping And There's Nothing You Like. And Then, As Luck Would Have It, The Next Week You Find Two That Are Perfect, But You Don't Have The Money To Buy Both."-

Okay, Take A Deep Breath, I Told Myself. Don't Go All Hormonal. Get The Facts Straight. Have A Mental Doughnut.

If I Could Just Get Broom To Cooperate, We Could Fly, Glo Said. Then We Wouldn't Have To Worry About Traffic. Harry Potter Didn't Have To Worry About Traffic. You Relize Harry Potter Isn't Real, Right? Of Course, But He Could Be. I Mean, Maybe Not Harry Potter, But Someone Like Him. Who's To Say?