Could You Hold The Chainsaw

People Would Ask Me To Autograph Their Bodies And Then The Next Time I'd See Them On Tour They'd Have My Autograph Tattooed. I Decided I Wouldn't Write On People Anymore, But I'd Give Them Arms And Legs And If They Wanted Those Autographed I'd Do That.

The Future Is Just Wasted On Some People.

The Truth Is, Immigrants Tend To Be More American Than People Born Here.

And It [fight Club Novel] Was Written So General That My Father Thought I Was Writing About His Father, And My Boss Thought I Was Writing About His Boss. People Really Put Themselves, You Know, In The Shoes Of The Narrator.

You Cannot Be The Person They Know And The Great, Glorious Person You Want To Become. Not At The Same Time.