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Reagan's Approach Will Achieve One Of The Basic Goals Of The Conservative: Things Remain Basically The Same. The Rich Stay Rich And The Poor Stay Poor, Or Even A Little Poorer.

Show Me Somebody Who Is Always Smiling, Always Cheerful, Always Optimistic, And I Will Show You Somebody Who Hasn't The Faintest Idea What The Heck Is Really Going On.

All That Proves Is That Most Of The World Is Too Poor To Build Bowling Alleys, Golf Courses, Tennis Courts And Baseball Fields. There's Hundreds Of Millions Of Poor People Out There Who Still Ain't Got Indoor Plumbing, But That Don't Mean There's Something Great About An Outhouse. Soccer Is Boring. I've Never Seen A More Boring Sport.

It's Been My Policy To View The Internet Not As An 'information Highway,' But As An Electronic Asylum Filled With Babbling Loonies.

It's Much Harder To Be A Liberal Than A Conservative. Why? Because It Is Easier To Give Someone The Finger Than A Helping Hand.