Consciousness Does Affect Matter.

You Shouldn't Eat Animals, It's Mean To Them.

Normally, I'm Good At First Dates, 'cause That's The Only Date I Ever Have, So I Know How To Control It And Be Confident.

My Mum Brought Me Up On Her Own. All We Really Had Was Each Other.

On Respect For The Queen: When I Lick A Stamp I Always Do It With My Eyes Closed.

There's No Biological Reason Why A Man Shouldn't Just Try To Have Sex With Every Woman He Meets - All Of Them Get Pregnant And Your Genetics Are Winning.