Congress Is Deadlocked And Can’t

The Country Has Gone Sane And Got Back To Horses.

No Man Can Be Condemned For Owning A Dog. As Long As He Has A Dog, He Has A Friend; And The Poorer He Gets, The Better Friend He Has.

They Used To Take Your Horse And If They Were Caught They Got Hung For It. Now They Take Your Car, And If They Are Caught It's A Miracle.

If Your Time Is Worth Anything, Travel By Air. If Not, You Might Just As Well Walk.

Invest In Inflation. It Is The Only Thing Going Up.