Congress Doesn't Hate Congress.

I'm An Aggressive Person.

As A Lobbyist, I Thought It Only Natural And Right That My Clients Should Reward Those Members Who Saved Them Such Substantial Sums With Generous Contributions. This Quid Pro Quo Became One Of Hallmarks Of Our Lobbying Efforts.

I'm A Hypercompetitive Individual.

I Mean, Money Is A Tool.

I Am Much Chastened And Profoundly Remorseful. I Can Only Hope That The Almighty And Those Whom I Have Wronged Will Forgive Me My Trespasses.