Competition In Academia Is So

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

A Free Press Is One That Prints A Dictator's Speech But Doesn't Have To.

Middle Age Is When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, Try Three.

You Don't Need To Take A Persons Advice To Make Him Feel Good, Just Ask Him For It.