Commies Love Concrete.

It's Better To Make Fun Of Yourself Because You've Always Got Someone Around To Make Fun Of, And They Can't Sue You.

Smoking Crack Is A Way For People Who Couldn't Afford College To Study The Works Of Charles Darwin.

Let's Reintroduce Corporal Punishment In The Schools - And Use It On The Teachers.

I Have Three Children And Three Dogs. You Put Them In A Prius, You Know? People Who Have A Prius Obviously Have No Life! No Wife, No Kids, No Pets - There's No Room In There For Anything!

One Of The Reporters Must Have Flunked Journalism School Because He Asked A Question That Went Straight To The Point.