Commerce, N. A Kind Of

Clairvoyant, N.: A Person, Commonly A Woman, Who Has The Power Of Seeing That Which Is Invisible To Her Patron - Namely, That He Is A Blockhead.

Perseverance - A Lowly Virtue Whereby Mediocrity Achieves An Inglorious Success.

Age Is Provident Because The Less Future We Have The More We Fear It.

Critic, N. A Person Who Boasts Himself Hard To Please Because Nobody Tries To Please Him.

Politician, N. An Eel In The Fundamental Mud Upon Which The Superstructure Of Organized Society Is Reared. When He Wriggles, He Mistakes The Agitation Of His Tail For The Trembling Of The Edifice.