Comedy Is Surprises, So If

I Don't Have To Meet Actors. I'm Really Blessed That I Don't Have To Do All That Horseshit.

You Ever See 'the Dating Game'? That's A Weird Game Show. The Prize On That Show: Another Contestant. Talk About Cheap.

Chastity Is Oftener Owing To Diffidence And Shame, Than To Fortitude Of Reason Or Virtue.

The Vanity Of Being Asked Advice Often Makes Us Confirm The Opinion Of Those That Consult Us.

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