Comedy Is A Noble Art.

If You Have Sex, It Should Be For You, Not For The Other Person.

I’m Not Playing The Race Card. I’m Playing The Rice Card.

I Helped Deliver One Of My Best Friend's Children. I Just Was So Amazed By My Friend, Because She Was Not Just A Woman, She Was Not Just A Mother. At That Moment She Was Creation; She Was Life; She Was God. And As I Looked In Her Eyes, Boom! Her Pussy Exploded.

Sex In General, For Me, Is A Lot Of Different Aspects Of Humanity, Not Just My Relationships. It's My Relationship To Myself And My Body.

I Just Think Women Are Funnier Than Men.