Comedy Is A Blood Sport.

It Doesn't Bother Me That I'm Not A Household Word On The East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm So Popular In These Cities Where You've Never Imagined An East Coast Comedian Working.

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People Want Sex Education Out Of The Schools. They Believe Sex Education Causes Promiscuity. Hey, I Took Algebra, But I Never Do Math.

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.

Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both Are Smarter Than Congress.