Comedy Holds The Greatest Risk

Everyone Wants To Be Cary Grant. Even I Want To Be Cary Grant.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.

You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.

Destiny Is Not Necessarily What We Get Out Of Life, But Rather, What We Give.