Comedians Get Jokes Offered To

In The Early Days All I Hoped Was To Make A Living Out Of What I Did Best. But, Since There's No Real Market For Masturbation I Had To Fall Back On My Bass Playing Abilities.

Comedians Get Jokes Offered To Them, Rock Stars Get Women And Underwear Thrown Onstage, And I Get Guys That Want To Take Me Fishing.

To Defy The Laws Of Tradition Is A Crusade Only Of The Brave.

I Pretty Much Built A Band Out Of The Most Incredible Guys I Could Possibly Find. I Didn't Really Want A Six-piece Band, But It Just Ended Up Being A Six-piece Band Because These Guys Are All Awesome.

I'm A Big Believer In Spontaneity.