Close Dept. Of Education, But

[political] Conventions Lend Themselves To Pandering, As Few Politicians Can Resist The Temptation To Tell A National Television Audience How Well They Will Run The Country If Elected. The Problem Is That Government Is Not Supposed To Run The Country - We're Supposed To Be Free.

I Would Like To Restore Your Right To Drink Raw Milk Anytime You Like.

It's Not Like I'm Just Trying To Win And Get Elected. I'm Trying To Change The Course Of History.

If You Have Ever Been Robbed By A Black Teen-aged Male, You Know How Unbelievably Fleet-footed They Can Be.

Stop Policing The World And We Can Get Rid Of Income Tax.