Christmas Is A Time When

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.

Choose A Checked Or Striped Wall Paper. People Will Be Halfway Home Before They Are Able To Focus.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.