Christmas Is A Stocking Stuffed

I Was Way Too Hyperactive To Study For Long. I Would Freak Out, Then Crash, Then Be Too Tired To Read Or Write. I Really Should Have Had Less Sugar.

One Could Say, That #‎ Masons Were Raised Right.

While Some Of My Closest Friends Were Jocks, It Seemed That They Spoke A Different Language With Each Other. Joining In Their Conversation Was Fraught With Risk.

If I Had A Time Machine I Would Go Back 30 Years And Show Up At My Grandmother's Apartment Before The Gargantuan Meals She Would Serve And I Would Help Her.

When It Comes To War, We Focus More On The Mainstream Coverage Of The Event, Rather Than The Event Itself. People Dying Is Never Funny. Protest Puppets Are Always Funny.