Chris Martin Looks Like A

I'm Into The Girls Fancying Me And Stuff, Mad For It.

I Respect The Stones But Their Songs Are A Pile Of Crap. As For U2, They Don’t Say A Lot Or Seem Like Normal Persons.

I Am A Tender, Beautiful And Loving Guy That Happens To Slap A Photographer Now And Then Because They Get In My Way.

I've Got To Be By Trees, Otherwise I Get Claustrophobic.

Being A Lad Is What I'm About. I Can Tell You Who Isn't A Lad - Anyone From Blur.