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When Astrology Was Conceived, All Of The Celestial Bodies Were In Different Places. So If You're A Sagittarius Now, I Guess You Would Have Been A Capricorn 2,000 Years Ago.

I Cannot Tell Good Art From Bad Art. I Have No Eye For It.

If Something Is Shocking Without Being Funny It's Hard To Justify.

Believe It Or Not, I Have About The Same Success Rate As Anyone Else. Sometimes You Hit, Sometimes You Miss.

If Something Sticks Around Long Enough That It Makes It To Seasonal D.v.d. Release, I'll Watch It. That's How I Watched 'the Sopranos'.