Children Do Not Really Need

I Do Not Believe In God. I Believe In Cashmere.

For The Movie Review Columns, I Always Knew Exactly What I Was Going To Write About - The Movies.

All The Time I'm Not Writing I Feel Like A Criminal. It's Horrible To Feel Felonious Every Second Of The Day. It's Much More Relaxing To Actually Write.

In Fact, We Live In A Culture Where Intelligence, Exceptional Or Not, Is Reviled.

Screenwriting Is Not An Artform, It Is A Punishment From God.